Sickening Poster

This very repulsive poster has recently come to my notice, shown to me by my horrified son. I have made a riposte to it in order to offer some redress for the utter cloying imbecility of the human race here displayed.

AT OUR HOUSE

We do not give 2^nd chances to people who make posters like this. One poster and you DED.

We stamped out the practice of having said or sung Grace, long ago with an iron fist. Mother says Grace silently as a private matter between herself and Our Maker.

We HATE sentences like ‘We do real’.

Mistakes will not be tolerated.

No apologies in our house. Nous ne regrettons rien. Jamais.

'We do loud really well' is completely unacceptable. You might better say ‘We are a childish group of over-excited show-offs’

No physical contact permitted on premises.

We will DO in  your family, mate. A family that spawns posters like this deserves nothing less.

We do love Gin though.

I hope that makes you feel better, everyone.