Another Soul-destroying Leaflet from the Government

Here we are. Another attempt by our masters to keep us miserable and subdued.

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No, actually. Do NOT use the space to write notes about keeping safe on your birthday. Make lists of the wine and beer you are going to buy for your party and the unsuitable guests you will invite.

 

 

 

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Templates for this and other Govt. publications are available as Word documents from G-AHLK and can be easily personalised to suit your own birthday person. Let me know if you would like me to email them to you. Tremendously useful.